Writer’s Remorse & Buckets of Pig Blood.
Posted on August 27th, 2012
Recently a friend asked me if I ever get ‘writer’s block.’
“No, but I do get writer’s remorse.” I replied.
“What in the world is that? Do you drink and then write regrettable things?”
“Well, I suppose I have done that from time to time.” I laugh it off and say, “Let’s just say sometimes it would be easier not to be a writer.”
I spent years feeling as if I was ready to punch the next person in the face that told me to: “Find your passion.” See, I already knew what my passion was. In fact, I’d known since I was a tiny tot that I wanted to write books. The problem was that I was really good at avoiding this truth.
In school, instead of writing, I studied other people’s writing. During college, I thought I might make a career out of the restaurant industry where I watched some of the best chefs turn sustenance into an art and learned from many talented people whose craft is the experience. Upon graduation I went to work in the legal field, a place where surprisingly a lot of would be poets pull in six figure salaries. I dreamed of starting up a non-profit for every cause you could imagine, from needy ponies to lovelorn lady bugs, I wanted to make dreams come true. Yet, I never regarded my own dream, to write, with any seriousness.
Why? There is a mammoth industry pumping out books, tests, coaching, and classes all to help people discover their dream. Why on earth would I bury my dreams while so many others are trying desperately to uncover their own?
Oh, wait. I know. Because, sometime following a dream is scary as shit.
My dream of being a writer entails: A) Write a lot of things that don’t utterly suck. B) Put out all your dirty laundry. Pour out your hopes, dreams, and mistakes in to a few sentences that you’ve slaved over out there and stand back while everyone judges not only your writing, but you as a person.
Awesome.
That’s where the writing remorse comes in. It’s a generalized sense of anxiety accompanied by a really bitchy voice in my head that, sounding suspiciously like the voice in the movie Carrie, screams “They’re all gonna laugh at you!” (And not in a “Your writing is really great and makes me chuckle,” kind of way. It’s more like a “you suck and no one likes you,” kind of way.) Sometimes, I can kick this feeling relatively quickly and just get back to work. Sometimes, it results in a few days of being really down in the dumps. I think to myself, “Why on God’s green earth couldn’t you have picked something a little more sensible to do? Why couldn’t I have become something like a nurse, a teacher, or a lawyer?” Christ, some days I’d rather be a butcher, a baker or a candlestick maker.
Then I remind myself of the near decade I spent avoiding writing and how much that sucked. On even the best of those days, I felt like I was under a constant fog, and I was running into endless dead-ends. Some parts of writing feel so natural to me that when I am not writing, I feel like I am walking around with no pants on, or with a limb missing.
Now, at least I’m sitting here with my pants on and I feel like I am moving in the right direction. What of this other pain, the writer’s remorse? I figure it’s a growing pain that everyone who is living a life they create, instead of the one that was laid out before them, has to face. I tell myself that the occasional pain and the periodic blinding fear of failure is worth it, because when I wade through all the feeling muck, on the other side are the things that I have created. These things are infinitely satisfying, and for some crazy reason, worth the risks.
Tagged: anxiety, Carrie, Fear, writer's block, writing



The fear of being judged can ruin a perfectly good anything. Still looking for a way to deactivate that mental process.
you were born to write. that’s all there is to it. sucks sometimes, but it sucks worse not to write.
Ah, thank you Simone. Especially for that first line.